(Approved by the First Session of the First National People's Congress on February 16, 1980, and implemented as announced by the National People's Congress on January 25, 2025)
Chapter One General Principles#
Article 1 Eating is the most important thing.#
The most important thing at home is not the boss's or the client's urging, not your damn inspiration, and not studying, but eating, which leaves no room for doubt. If you don't eat, it's equivalent to beating a 3-year-old child; everyone will want to punish you.
Article 2 Parents don't understand means entertainment.#
Please do not engage in activities that your parents do not understand for long periods; they consider everything as entertainment, especially through computers and mobile phones.
Article 3 Only paper and pen are serious things.#
To gain the respect of the family, please make sure to use paper and pen, regardless of efficiency, even if it's only one-tenth of what you could do on a computer.
Article 4 Light-speed superhero.#
If you insist on doing things that your parents do not understand, this unlocks a superpower for them—"light-speed flight," but it will only be triggered when you are entertaining or resting. You work for 50 minutes and entertain for 5 minutes; your parents only glance at you during these two periods. Since they are at light speed during your entertainment, they will think you have been entertaining for over 365 days.